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The Pizzler
A theoretical super villain that can control male genitalia at will. Some known applications of the Pizzler's powers include: forcing any pizzle to attain an erection, causing any pizzle to attain an orgasm, altering the size, shape, and consistency of any pizzle, pizzle explosion, and altering any part of his body into a prehensile pizzle or pizzles.
Females are known to be The Pizzler's greatest weakness, as his powers can not affect them directly. Additionally, attractive females may cause The Pizzler to lose control of any part of his body that has taken the form of a pizzle.
The origins of The Pizzler are unknown, though experts speculate that he evolved from a combination of mutagen, nanomachines, and Japanese tentacle porn. The Pizzler's name originates from the superhero "The Dazzler" from the popular comic book series the X-men.
It should be noted that term "pizzle" when used in reference to The Pizzler denotes any male phallus, not simply a bull's penis as the term is most often used. The reason for this is most likely because the word pizzle is inherently funny, and considered less vulgar than the word penis, enabling greater use in general speech and public places.
Females are known to be The Pizzler's greatest weakness, as his powers can not affect them directly. Additionally, attractive females may cause The Pizzler to lose control of any part of his body that has taken the form of a pizzle.
The origins of The Pizzler are unknown, though experts speculate that he evolved from a combination of mutagen, nanomachines, and Japanese tentacle porn. The Pizzler's name originates from the superhero "The Dazzler" from the popular comic book series the X-men.
It should be noted that term "pizzle" when used in reference to The Pizzler denotes any male phallus, not simply a bull's penis as the term is most often used. The reason for this is most likely because the word pizzle is inherently funny, and considered less vulgar than the word penis, enabling greater use in general speech and public places.
The Pizzler by PizGiz January 15, 2008
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Pizzajerky by robhk888 December 9, 2007