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Pizza Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic 

A funny joke that can be used to make scammers hang up
You: Welcome to pizza Pete’s Pizzeria and abortion clinic and yesterday’s losses Tuesdays Today’s sauce how May I help you
scammer: uhhhhh ( hangs up )
A conspiracy theory involving child sex trafficking rings ran by the elite. It was deemed debunked by the mainstream media. But has recently been recirculated. Epstein's island
Hillary Clinton, Joe biden, and Jeffrey Epstein were involved with pizzagate
Pizzagate by Redpill2020 April 28, 2021
Pizzagate is a conspiracy theory regarding a series of emails hacked from former Hillary Clinton campaign chairman John Podesta’s account, which some supporters of Donald Trump claimed were coded messages discussing an underground pedophile ring operated at the Comet Ping Pong Pizza restaurant in Washington, D.C.
Pizzagate
Pizzagate by ilemuar November 20, 2016

pizzapple 

Richard Simmons is pizzapple
pizzapple by Jkwon April 14, 2005

pizzabetes 

Pizzabetes is a disease in which the body's ability to respond to excess volume of cheese, tomato sauce, and dough in any combination is impaired, resulting in abnormal gastric activity and thus elevated levels of pizza molecules in the blood, urine, and brain stem.

Common side effects: pizza cravings, frequent napping, irritability, flatulence, major bloating and explosive diarrhea, loss of self, abnormal behavior, yelling, insatiable, need to order more pizza
Timmy developed pizzabetes following his sixteenth birthday. He requires regular medical check-ups to monitor his pizzabetes.
pizzabetes by dominoesmaster October 18, 2017

pizza Pete's Pizzaria and abortion clinic

A funny joke that can be used to make scammers hang up
You: Welcome to pizza Pete's Pizzaria and abortion clinic where yesterday’s loss is Today’s sauce how May I help you?

Scammer: uhhhhh ( hangs up )
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