PITTB 

Person i'm trying to bang

John: Hey man, are you going to bring someone else to the party?
Josh: yeah, i'm going to bring the PITTB
John: wtf is that?
Josh: Person i'm trying to bang... (insert guy/girl's name)

PITTB by pittb October 20, 2012

ball pitting 

When you stick your nut sack in someone's butt hole during intercourse.

Hey Jeff, do you enjoy ball pitting?

ball pitting by Ballpitter69 December 23, 2013

Pittsburgh Nelly 

1) A Welsh whore who could do things with her one good arm that'd make you forget that thing on her neck.

2) A certain fork in the Missouri river named after the said whore.

3) A derogatory slang term used to describe a sexually overactive and altogether unattractive female.

This term was popularized by Chris Farley while portraying the fictional character Bartholomew Hunt in 1998's Almost Heroes.

That sick old town bike was a real Pittsburgh Nelly.

Pittsburgh Nelly by holyshiite November 15, 2010

Trans-Pittsford Highway 

Trans-Pittsford Highway (aka Mendon Center Road) is a North-South road. People from Mendon Center use this road to pass through Pittsford as quickly as possible on their way to all points North. The road’s posted speed limit ranges from 40 to 50 mph depending on the section, though people typically go 55 to 60 mph on the road. At one point, just past the swamp (aka Autumn Woods development), one must screech to a halt as Pittsford soccer moms turn onto the highway from Barker Road at 10 mph and then turn off again a few hundred feet later at Willard (as in the rat) Road, again at 10 mph. Pittsford wouldn’t be so bad if you could just pass through it more quickly. All those little boxes tend to make Mendonians ill.

“I hate those Pittsford soccer moms. They pull out onto the Trans-Pittsford Highway in front of oncoming traffic and then drive incredibly slowly. It's almost as if they are daring us, "hit me, hit me.”

Trans-Pittsford Highway by Lance369 January 12, 2014

Pittsburgh Date 

An instance where two individuals are out on a date and sit on the same side of the table/booth thinking that it is romantic when it in fact is and looks ridiculously stupid.

*happens almost exclusively in Pittsbugh, PA

Person 1: "hey look at those two jagoffs over there on a Pittsburgh date!"

Person 2: "Hahahaha how fucking stupid, sitting on the same side...she must be giving him a handjob!"

Pittsburgh Date by Charlie Bityacaukoff January 23, 2014

Brad Pitt 

A pretty decent actor, has been in films such as Fight Club, Oceans Thirteen, Se7en etc. Not overrated in any sense of the word, he's naturally good looking; people tend to bash him out of jealousy because of his good looks. To put it into prospective, he's been in some highly, some moderate, and some poorly rated films like a lot of actors have. The ''skeptical type'' tend to focus on the poorly rated films and mock him for his apparent ''bad performances'' in them as some of the examples on here show.

Dude 1: Hey did you watch Fight Club last night?

Dude 2: Yeah, it was awesome, great movie!

Idiot 1: Brad Pitt is WAY too overrated because of his looks.

Idiot 2: I agree, there would be no hype over him if he was moderate looking, his films SUCK!!!.

Neutral Guy: Have you seen Fight Club, Se7en, Oceans Thirteen?

Brad Pitt by ooooooof October 10, 2007

Aunt Pittypat 

Also known as Kentucky US Senator Mitch McConnell in drag, on a Saturday night.

Aunt Pittypat needed her smelling salts when she heard her approval rating had fallen to 18% after she failed to repeal the ACA.

Aunt Pittypat by GRocco August 21, 2017