Pittbull

A male individual who will stop at nothing to get a piece of ass by the end of the night.

Go Get her Pittbull!

by Pittbull March 24, 2005

Pittbull

the sexiest cuban nigga wit green eyes that ive ever seen that sings the freaky-ass song"toma"

Damn pittbull is comin to h-town and im gonna go see him

by la_chula April 14, 2005

Pittbull

A pittbull is the sweetest and most stubborn dog breed ever.They have a bad reputation but they are actually very good and sweet.People need to stop hating on them.Everyone is happier with a pittbull .Go buy a pittbull.

Lady:That dog is so scary
Me: No,actually this is a pittbull so it’s practically a land seal

by anonymous February 20, 2025

pittbull with lipstick

Sarah Palin. A gun toting, creationist Alaskan succestionist that "prays away gays". Elected governor of Alaska since 2006,previously mayor of a small town population 6,000. Before that she was a beauty queen/moose hunter. She has a pregnant teen and belongs to a church that does not believe in birth control methods.
The Pittbull delivered a speech at the 2008 RNC - which was hailed by the media as "knock out punch". She said sarcastic, accusatory things about democrats supporting terrorism, raising taxes, growing the government (the usual Karl Rove talking points), insulting a huge swath of the USA while wearing a big grin.

David Letterman thinks she was a Lenscrafters model.

Palin's speech was memorable! The media slobbered like pavlovian dogs! Divisionism and gay bashing is back! Yippee

But, can that nasty pittbull with lipstick be left in charge of our country if God forbid, McCain who is 72, falls ill?

by monkiki October 24, 2008

The Sneaky Pittbull

When you convince your lover to get in doggystyle position so you can have a look at the glory of it from behind. Unknowingly to her sneak up and bite the meaty part of the ass gently at first. This will cause them to startle and jump forward, which in turn will sink your teeth further in, after you’re locked in growl and thrash like an out of control pit bull.

Yeah dude last night I gave my wife the sneaky pittbull. It was great but it really pissed her off, now I won’t get none for a week, but it sure was worth it.

by Nolte123 June 15, 2023

PITBULLED

PITBULLED is another name for a repost on a forum. Originally derived from a member who was notorious for making reposts on gixxer.com

That topic has been pitbulled a thousand times.

by Grandevil July 30, 2006

Pitbull Suicide

When a person with beer goggles hooks up with another, they will often pass out next to their one-time lover, only to wake up in the morning and realize their conquest was ugly as fuck. No problem, they dress faster than a fireman and hit the front door, never looking back. Occasionally, however, said conquest is lying on the formerly beer-goggled person in such a way that extricating him/herself without waking the other person up would be an impossible task. The pitbull suicide is when a person saws off his/her arm or other appendage in order to avoid waking the fugly person next to him/herself. It can be done with ones own teeth (hence the name "pitbull suicide") or a knife/axe/saw/spork that's within easy reach.

I lost my arm in a Pitbull Suicide last week after I couldn't release it from under the chick's gunt. I'll miss that arm, but I did get out of there without waking her up.

by 960xxx September 30, 2016