PIPism 

An absolute statement, immediately followed by a contradictory disclaimer.

Pipism in action:
"I've never been bowling before. (absolute statement) Except for last Tuesday. (contradictory disclaimer)"
OR
"I hate cats. (absolute statement) But I love that pussy. (contradictory disclaimer)"

PIPism by andrew silcock December 14, 2008

Pipis 

Pipis --> 🔵

And now for a message from our sponsor:

LOOKING FOR Irresistible Deals THAT WILL Blow Your Mind!? WELL Shut Your Mouth BECAUSE YOU ARE A Weakling! TRY A LITTLE Pipis. THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A Real Pipis Person!! YOU WANT Pipis, DON'T YOU. DEALS LIKE THIS ONLY COME ONCE IN YOUR [Ant-sized] Rapidly-shrinking LIFE!! BUY THE PIPS FROM ME, UNLOCK Hyperlink Blocked, AND BECOME A Man of the Pipis!!! DONT WORRY KID I WILL GIVE YOU Pipis ONLY FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF 1997 KROMER. AN AWESOME PRICE.! AN ABSOLUTELY Terrifying PRICE PRICES SO LOW, EVERYONE I KNOW IS A Real Pipis Person!!!

I WAS ONLY EVER IN IT FOR THE Pips. TO RAISE YOUR OWN Pips TO CALL YOUR OWN Pipis AND SOMETIMES IN THE MORNING, A LITTLE Pipis SOUNDS GOOD. DOESN;T IT?KID? DON'T YOU W4NT TO BE JUST LIKE YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON???? TAKE THE DE4L.

Designed BY The Classics You've Come To Expect! ([C)1997]

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A MAN OF THE PIPIS, A REAL PIPIS PERSON

-Spamton G. Spamton

Pipis by EpicScientician December 13, 2021

pipis room 

(pee-piss room) The bathroom in Griffin McElroy's 2016 vine. Absolutely legendary.

"Where's all the pipis? Ah, yes. Pipis Room."

pipis room by Los momentos del bruh April 28, 2021

JoJo Pieism 

A form of Pieism, a religion worshipping the one true Pie!

I am a follower of JoJo Pieism

JoJo Pieism by The JoJo May 4, 2008

Pipis 

Aka. Donax Deltoides, Goolwa Cockle or Surf Clam. A type of clam species that have strong feet.

That being said, Spamton G. Spamton's "Pipis" are not pipis and should not be consumed.

Why are these pipis blue?

Pipis by userhandlegoeshere September 21, 2021

Pipis 

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A MAN OF THE Pipis
AN HONEST MAN OF THE Pipis
BUT I'LL BE HONEST
I HAVEN'T THE SLIGHEST CLUE OF WHAT A Pipis IS YOU Little Sponge

*You asked Spamton what Pipis stands for, or what Pipis even is.

"YOU'VE GOT Guts FOR ASKING KID, BUT ONCE YOU BECOME A BigShot WILL YOU UNDERSTAND THE Pipis"

Pipis by Spamton NEO September 24, 2021

Pipis 

A mispronounsiation of a misspelling of Pipi's

Ah, pipis room.

Pipis by Brayton1234567 December 8, 2018