PILD

PILD is an acronym that stands for Penis Induced Love Disorder. PILD is the tendency for some women to fall in love with a man after they have sex. This can be a good thing or problematic. It's good if the man feels the same way. It's problematic if the man doesn't feel the same way.

An argument can be made for the existence of the female counterpart, VILD.

Said to a woman: "Be careful if you have sex with him, you might get PILD."
Said to a man: "Be careful if you have sex with her, she might get PILD."
Said by a man to a woman before sex: "Just letting you know that if we have sex you might get PILD. Are you willing to take the risk?"

PILD by Ian Lus April 28, 2019

Pildo

A portmanteau of Pegging and Dildo. More specifically a strap-on dildo that a woman uses on her man to give him the pegging of a lifetime. This is how men who do not yet know they are gay, or hiding the fact they are gay, enjoy sexual intercourse with a female

My beard Angela came over last night and I asked her to wear the pildo and jam it up my ass with a thick coating of sliquid warming sensations. It was incredible feeling her massage my prostate with a rubber peen.

Pildo by PeenMasterJam January 6, 2019

Pildo

Freezing a fresh piece of human feces and using it as a dildo on your significant other.

I knew she was dirty but who would have thought freezing a piece of shit and jamming in it in her twat like a pildo would send her into ecstacy.

Pildo by The Rick Nasty Clan November 1, 2003

Pildern 

Pildern is the runny or hard gunk which forms in the corners of your eyes of which you need to pick out with your nails and flick it at your friends. ( eye boogers)

Person 1: Hey there is some Pildern in the corners your eyes.

Person 2: OMG you're a lifesaver! thats so embarrassing

Person 1: All good that's what mates are for.

Pildern by Pildern December 24, 2019

Pildi 

Pildis are criminal, that cannot breathe and cannot believe. Beware of the Pildi people. They are materialists who pretend to be nice to others, but secretly they actually have a praise kink.

Careful don't compliment the Pildi, they might revive from the seascape!

Pildi by TheWimpiestSoldier October 6, 2023

pildomatist 

A word originating on the Anandtech Off-topic forums, with no readily identifiable meaning. Most likely a synonym for l33t.

Have you heard the one about the doctor, the lawyer, and the pildomatist?

pildomatist by waffel April 6, 2004

Pildo

A pillow that is used as a dildo,

humped or otherwise used for sexual gratification.

Sunni told me "I need some alone time with my pildo."

Pildo by Cutt butt killer March 29, 2019