pildomatist Share definition Flag A word originating on the Anandtech Off-topic forums, with no readily identifiable meaning. Most likely a synonym for l33t. Have you heard the one about the doctor, the lawyer, and the pildomatist? pildomatist by waffel April 6, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the pildomatist mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch