PFPTS 

Short term for a trend where you take the Paramount "Feature Presentation" bump, smash 40 opening logos together, and add smother them in red effects just to make them look "scary." Throw in some jumpscares, and there you have it, a logo snorefest.

PFPTS: Paramount Feature Presentation Times Scarier

PFPTS by cyberpowerjoonee September 30, 2024

PFTSL 

Abbreviation for “puppies from the same litter”.

The new friends had such a natural connection, they started saying they were PFTSL.

PFTSL by EmpireBeach December 23, 2020

pfetsch 

noun.
a person or persons that has an unusually large anus or has had it stretched.

that girl last night was sutch a pfetsch

pfetsch by girl twangs August 6, 2008

ppts 

Please pass the shit

Stop camping the bowl and ppts.

ppts by HewFro October 19, 2003

PPTSD 

Post Phish Tour Stress Disorder

After the New Years Phish run, I woke up shivering in a cold sweat from a nightmarish bout of PPTSD - when would I see my band again? When would I reunite with my traveling circus of strange and stranger friends? When would my face yet again be melted by a Type II Stash or an elaborate, phallic NYE stunt?

PPTSD by Boof-Master January 4, 2011

PFPDS

Originating from SFS's theatre department, PFPDS is an acronym for Post Fall Play Depression Syndrome. The inevitable feeling of discouragement, loneliness, regret, grief, sadness, longing, sorrow and a hint of anger one feels about a play that has recently ended in which he or she has been part of. Although he or she may continually see other cast members, PFPDS makes it feel as if it is forever goodbye. Symptoms include uncontrollable tears, feeling the sudden need to take dubious amounts of photos with cast members, writing sentimental and personal letters to closer cast members, and whining every moment of the day about the play being over. One may also feel the sensation that his or her character still lives inside him or her, which is in most cases true. It takes anywhere from a day to months for one to be completely rid of this depression and is usually mentally contagious among other cast members. Those who do not suffer from PFPDS after a play are considered insensitive bastards and/or bitches. PFPDS is also the means of which cast members create lasting friendships. Cast dinners and hangouts may ease the emotional pain one goes through when suffering from PFPDS.

Christian: "Man I really miss the fall play."

Justin: "I can't concentrate on work because the play is over"

Daniel: "Looks like y'all are suffering from PFPDS!!!!!"

PFPDS by Benni Volio October 21, 2013

PPTSD 

PPTSD

Acronym for Post Pico Traumatic Stress Disorder

PTSD that comes after watching boku no Pico

Guy A: *shuddering and shaking*

Guy B: Tf is wrong with him
Guy C: He has PPTSD

PPTSD by Nobody1995 October 24, 2017