ppts 

Please pass the shit

Stop camping the bowl and ppts.

ppts by HewFro October 19, 2003

PPTSD 

Post Phish Tour Stress Disorder

After the New Years Phish run, I woke up shivering in a cold sweat from a nightmarish bout of PPTSD - when would I see my band again? When would I reunite with my traveling circus of strange and stranger friends? When would my face yet again be melted by a Type II Stash or an elaborate, phallic NYE stunt?

PPTSD by Boof-Master January 4, 2011

PPTSD 

PPTSD

Acronym for Post Pico Traumatic Stress Disorder

PTSD that comes after watching boku no Pico

Guy A: *shuddering and shaking*

Guy B: Tf is wrong with him
Guy C: He has PPTSD

PPTSD by Nobody1995 October 24, 2017

PPTSD 

PPTSD is an acronym for Pinkie Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. It can occur when someone's pinkie finger has experienced extreme suffering and pain caused by an abuser. PPTSD symptoms include violent shaking of the finger, spontaneous spasms, turning neon green, extreme swearing, and sometimes death. It will usally get triggered when the abuser comes in close proximity to the pinkie finger.

Guy 1: Hey is your pinkie ok? It's bright green dude?
Guy 2: Oh well you see that girl over there?
Guy 1: Yeah why?
Guy 2: Well, I have PPTSD because that girl stapled my pinkie to a chair
Guy 1: Oh shit dude, that sucks

PPTSD by haandi425 January 23, 2019

pptsc

Please pass the sour cream

Your sitting at a dinner table instead of saying "please pass the sour cream" you can say pptsc

pptsc by ¢¾ July 1, 2008