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Pesmon is a new word that was created by a group of boys. Meaning “i’m sorry” or “what a booty” they can be used in different sentences, if you call a girl, “Pesmon” they will take it offensively
girl u a “pesmon”
PESMON by i am a pesmon January 31, 2019
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A wastman and a peasant put together, it is the worst type of person you will ever meet, if you know a pesman they should be killed by crucifixion.
First guy: I will shank you up fam
Second guy: fuck off you pesman
Pesman by Swag man 69 March 9, 2015
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thomas pesman 

a soviet cookie that only eats maccas because it is the only red and yellow food company he can find this is why he is obese.
share with me or ill get thomas pesman to sit on you
thomas pesman by meowue March 9, 2020

pesonality 

An endearing trait all sailors and tourists have when visiting the Philippines or Mexico.
Seaman Apprentice Poindexter couldn't get a date back in his hometown of Akron, Ohio but in Manila the boy was a babe magnet because he had pesonality.
pesonality by harry flashman July 25, 2003

permonaise

the non-removable, mayonaise-like build up that forms around ones thighs when heavily overweight
Sally's thighs are too close together that she will never be able to remove that permonaise between her legs.
permonaise by mikeymike80 May 4, 2014
Paranoia Survivor Max ONI
As of the release of Dance Dance Revolution Extreme, the hardest song for the dancing game series to be released. It runs at 290 BPM and contains crossovers. Very hard to pass.
Hey I just got an AA on Max 300, but failed PSM Oni
Someone typically obsessed with Mac/apple/iProducts and uses them to get ahead in life, and everyone is secretly jealous of his skill.
Dude his project got a 346/320 just because he brought in a fancy project just because of his mac.

God, what a Pejmon!
Pejmon by thebored December 7, 2010
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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me : just fokin missing her huh?
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