PEENUR

slang for penis, usually spelled in all caps. Shrivels when SCAREY MONSTURS are about.

OMG A SCAREY MONSTUR!! HE'L EET MY PEENUR!!

Sorry for using all caps.

by TripperDay January 18, 2004

peener and veggies

A penis and ballsack.

Man 1: Got the peener and veggies all ready for your date with Karen tonight?

Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.

by Arthur in Hoboken September 27, 2015

Peenarse

Used by Vinnie Jones in the film Snatch. It is the cross between a penis and an arse, used as an insult without swearing.

''You peenarse''

by SpursGirlMeg May 6, 2010

Peener

combination of penis and weiner

Person 1:"You don't have a peener"

Person 2:"Well fuck you!"

by Jack_Pack November 20, 2013

Peezure

The little fits of shaking and shuddering males experience after urination. Peezures only occur while standing upright. As the name suggests, depending on a guy’s aim, it can make for messy results.

I had a mean peezure this morning, and accidentally got some drops on my shirt.

by chillerwhales April 12, 2014

Peenu

A Peenu is a noose used to transform one's fingers into penis' thus making the user a Pensi.

Dude, he totally used a Peenu the other day. His fingers are like wangtastic.

by Misfitus March 4, 2005

peenu

Peenu is a form of erotic dancing and usually refers to sites such as tubgil, goatcx and tonydanza

That peenu is soooooo coool.

by Formation March 3, 2005