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Painkiller
Long ago in the year 1990 A.D. 5 Priests told of a messiah who will be the savior all of mankind when the world is on the brink of armageddon. When the planet is devastated by the forces of evil he will answer the plea mankind showing himself through boiling clouds of thunder while blasting bolts of steel and he will have his vengeance on the wicked.
He is said to be half man and half machine and rides upon a metal monster who breathes smoke and fire.
Those who claimed to have saw him say he is "faster than a laser bullet, louder than an atom bomb, chromium plated boiling metal, and brighter than a thousand suns."
Before returning to the heavens he will free all who are imprisoned and enslaved and resurrect all who were killed.
He is said to be half man and half machine and rides upon a metal monster who breathes smoke and fire.
Those who claimed to have saw him say he is "faster than a laser bullet, louder than an atom bomb, chromium plated boiling metal, and brighter than a thousand suns."
Before returning to the heavens he will free all who are imprisoned and enslaved and resurrect all who were killed.
Painkiller by wildblues April 7, 2010
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Painkiller Already
Painkiller Already, often abbreviated to PKA is a gaming podcast hosted by three gamer YouTubers (WoodysGamertag, WingsofRedemption and Kyle aka FPS Russia). Although it is a gaming podcast, they usually share really interesting stories, talk about current events, movies and other interesting topics. Each week a different guest is invited onto the show. Some notable guests include DeStorm, Harley from EpicMealTime and MMA fighter Joe Lauzon.
Me listening to Painkiller Already
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WoodysGamertag : Hypothetical situation. You're married. You and your wife switch bodies. Would you have sex just to check it out?
Guest : Hell yeah I would.
Wings : What if she wants anal?
/hilarity ensues
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WoodysGamertag : Hypothetical situation. You're married. You and your wife switch bodies. Would you have sex just to check it out?
Guest : Hell yeah I would.
Wings : What if she wants anal?
/hilarity ensues
Painkiller Already by overX January 13, 2012
painkiller
The best album Judas Priest ever released! Also the lineup whom did that album is also the current one.
painkiller by Anthony Scrima August 16, 2004
painkiller
painkiller by Jonathan Figueroa April 27, 2006
Painkiller
A deathstreak perk in Modern Warfare 2 that boosts health at spawn after four deaths in a row. Used by noobs and those who just want to be generly annoying.
Euan: Man I hate painkiller
Jack: Yeah, y'know what im gonna do?
Euan: What?
Jack: Im gonna go to Infinity Ward's HQ, give all the staff penicillin, then spray my RPD and see how long they survive!
Jack: Yeah, y'know what im gonna do?
Euan: What?
Jack: Im gonna go to Infinity Ward's HQ, give all the staff penicillin, then spray my RPD and see how long they survive!
Painkiller by Wee Minstrel April 13, 2010
painkillers
drugs used to relieve pain. some are taken recreationally for their mind-altering effects, such as morphine, percocet, and vicodin.
eddie's doctor prescribed him some codeine-containing painkillers for his back pains, but eddie found himself still taking it long after his pain had went away.
painkillers by b-low July 24, 2006
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Witch Bath
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