PAD-J

/pad, jā/

pronounced "Pad-Jay".

noun: PAD-J; plural noun: PAD-Js

1.
a person who introduces and plays recorded popular music while performing over the music with a PAD instrument such as an MPC, MASCHINE, Push, Launchpad or other pad-oriented instrument.
2.
A modern DJ that actually does something. i.e. A DJ with actual musical skill.

"Thank god we had a PAD-J at that party not a DJ!"
"The PAD-J was tearing it up last night!"
"I'll bet that PAD-J has no problem with foreplay"

PAD-J by Music History Professor June 1, 2018

junior man pad 

The apartment of a heterosexual bachelor that is extra-ordinarily well decorated, enough so that his sexuality is questioned.

Nice junior man pad - i ain't seen a guys place deco'd out like this before -you sure you're not gay?

junior man pad by Jbt003 November 6, 2007

i just hited my mounse in screen pad xd 

For when you hit your mounse in your screenpad there needs to be the perfect description, and this is it. It can also be used as a greeting to other people who hit their mounses in their screenpads, or as a way to express any known emotion, and even some unknown emotions.

guy 1: i just hited my mounse in screen pad xd
guy 2: i just hited my mounse in screen pad xd
guy 3: i just hited my mounse in screen pad xd
guy 4: wtf?

i just hited my mounse in screen pad xd by Mattyus9000 March 9, 2021

jabbas pad 

jabbas 2 car garage that was turned into the ultimate fucken rootin facility and at the grand openin there was a massive fucken orgy n it was filmed. all the floors al walls r like cushions n shit so fucken anywhere ur bangin u will be comfortable. n fucken onli sik cunts and hot bitches r allowed in n shit n if u try get in without jabbas conscent hes a big blak fucken cunt so look out he may get a kunt to root u in the asshole and or penetrate you in other holes. all in all jabbas fucken pad is soo good u can fuken hav the best root n shit n even if ur tryin to root a chik thats fucken frigate n shit if u take her 2 the pad u will hav a fucken instant easy root.

Ben: fuck man i was tryin 2 root this chik for like 2 years n she wouldnt do it until....
tommo: u took her to jabbas pad?
Ben: fuk oath guyz n then she was easy as shit

jabbas pad by benjohnson April 28, 2005

jump pad mquack 

Jumps up your ass and fucks you so hard like shrek that you start “quacking” like a duck.

Last nigh a girl asked me to jump pad mquack her for pleasure.

jump pad mquack by Fuck me hard March 4, 2018

padj 

you only go at 9:30
A place in the woods where people drink and get high in a liberal town of new york!
always run down, NOT UP, or you'll run into a village full of children with special needs.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Padj 9:30?
Guy 2: FUCK YEAH TO NARNIA!

Example 2:
Guy 1: man were you at padj last night?
Guy 2: Yeah! it was BUGGIN! and the girls were BANGIN! except task came.

padj by padjalldaway October 30, 2012

padj 

A large clearing in the woods where people smoke and drink around a bonfire
Located in Hastings

Dude 1: Yoooo we out to padj tonight?
Dude 2: Yeah man let's go!

padj by justaprettyprincess July 27, 2016