25 definitions by benjohnson

jabbas 2 car garage that was turned into the ultimate fucken rootin facility and at the grand openin there was a massive fucken orgy n it was filmed. all the floors al walls r like cushions n shit so fucken anywhere ur bangin u will be comfortable. n fucken onli sik cunts and hot bitches r allowed in n shit n if u try get in without jabbas conscent hes a big blak fucken cunt so look out he may get a kunt to root u in the asshole and or penetrate you in other holes. all in all jabbas fucken pad is soo good u can fuken hav the best root n shit n even if ur tryin to root a chik thats fucken frigate n shit if u take her 2 the pad u will hav a fucken instant easy root.
Ben: fuck man i was tryin 2 root this chik for like 2 years n she wouldnt do it until....
tommo: u took her to jabbas pad?
Ben: fuk oath guyz n then she was easy as shit
by benjohnson April 28, 2005
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define your world. if you typed this in you must be fucken bored or juz a stupid cunt
Tommo: braz im guna go dyw
Ben: sik
by benjohnson May 1, 2005
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aussie way of sayin yesterday. if ur a tru aussie n u say yesterday instead of yesty, ur a poof.
Ben: tommo wot u do yesty mate
Stupid lebo: wot is yesty bro
Tommo n ben: ur a gay cunt
by benjohnson May 7, 2005
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someone who is really good at graf. when people say that a piece is burner, they arent using the term correctly as burner refers to the person who did that piece. EG. it wouldnt be "that piece is a burner" it would be "that piece burns" or "whoever did that piece is a burner". almost every single person who sez the word burner uses it incorrectly and it juz sounds like they are fucken retarded n shit
Tommo: u no that miser fellow?
Ben: yeh that cunts a burner
by benjohnson April 29, 2005
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to leave something totally covered in graffiti
Tommo: ben that wall has been fucken bombed by miser
Ben: i no braz
by benjohnson May 1, 2005
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slummet is another word for slut. we use it coz it sounds fucken hilarious in general conversation
Tommo: ben ur a dickhead
Ben: shut ur mouth tommo u fucken slummet pumper
by benjohnson August 28, 2005
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Another name we hav given to mayoh the fucken losty cunt. he fucken cliks it wen cunts call him mazdabaz... n thats y we do it. its funny watchin mayoh in a distressed state
Tommo: oi mazdabaz
Mayoh: ......
Ben: oi MAZZZZZ
Mayoh: ............
Berkley: MAZDABAZZZZZZ
Mayoh: .........(about 2 clik it)...... FUCK U CUNTS!!!! (crying)
by benjohnson April 29, 2005
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