P.U.M.A.

Peaceful

Unity
Martial
Arts

A Self-defense program started by Jeff Goven, The Grapplin' Chaplain, at Unity Church of Muskegon, MI in 2013.

THUG: Give me your wallet!

P.U.M.A. GAL: I guess it's PUMA time!

by Kahdlibber October 24, 2017

P.U.M.A

Possibly the Ugliest Man (Motherfucker) Alive.

Term used by Navy SubSchool students in Groton, CT.

That dude with the fucked up face is a PUMA

by Ian July 19, 2004

P.U.M.A

Penis Up My Ass

guy: heyy wanna catch a movie?
girl: nahh i'd rather have your P.U.M.A
guy: ok

by giggles22 June 23, 2009

P.U.M.A

Pants up my arse

Always happens in a awkward moment, ie, standing in a queue, in a important meeting, chatting to people. When you pants have ridden up your bottom crack, that you feel like screaming.

''I would love to stay and chat with you but i have a slight P.U.M.A problem to deal with first''

by Hilly B July 11, 2008

P.U.M.A

Pussy Under My Ass

I had P.U.M.A but then it started to bleed

by Adam71 March 11, 2014

P.U.M.A

I have created an Acronym for P.U.M.A the clothing brand...

Poofter
Used
My
Ass

I got really f'kd up last night at the party and ummmm, i think a,
P.U.M.A

by T420BOY January 21, 2025