P.U.M.A. 

Peaceful

Unity
Martial
Arts

A Self-defense program started by Jeff Goven, The Grapplin' Chaplain, at Unity Church of Muskegon, MI in 2013.

THUG: Give me your wallet!

P.U.M.A. GAL: I guess it's PUMA time!

P.U.M.A. by Kahdlibber October 24, 2017

P.U.M.A 

Possibly the Ugliest Man (Motherfucker) Alive.

Term used by Navy SubSchool students in Groton, CT.

That dude with the fucked up face is a PUMA

P.U.M.A by Ian July 19, 2004

P.U.M.A 

Penis Up My Ass

guy: heyy wanna catch a movie?
girl: nahh i'd rather have your P.U.M.A
guy: ok

P.U.M.A by giggles22 June 23, 2009

P.U.M.A 

Pants up my arse

Always happens in a awkward moment, ie, standing in a queue, in a important meeting, chatting to people. When you pants have ridden up your bottom crack, that you feel like screaming.

''I would love to stay and chat with you but i have a slight P.U.M.A problem to deal with first''

P.U.M.A by Hilly B July 4, 2008

P.U.M.A 

Pussy Under My Ass

I had P.U.M.A but then it started to bleed

P.U.M.A by Adam71 April 2, 2014

P.U.M.A 

I have created an Acronym for P.U.M.A the clothing brand...

Poofter
Used
My
Ass

I got really f'kd up last night at the party and ummmm, i think a,
P.U.M.A

P.U.M.A by T420BOY January 21, 2025

e.m.p.t.i.c.i.y.m.a.b.m.p.u.u.i.c.o.y.d. 

Eat My Pussy Till I Cum In Your Mouth And Beat My Pussy Up Until I Cum On Your Dick

Her: daddy
Him: yes?
Her: E.M.P.T.I.C.I.Y.M.A.B.M.P.U.U.I.C.O.Y.D.
Him: bet, i’m on my way

e.m.p.t.i.c.i.y.m.a.b.m.p.u.u.i.c.o.y.d. by fucking 101 September 28, 2020