P.U.M.A

Possibly the Ugliest Man (Motherfucker) Alive.

Term used by Navy SubSchool students in Groton, CT.

That dude with the fucked up face is a PUMA

by Ian July 19, 2004

P.U.M.A

Penis Up My Ass

guy: heyy wanna catch a movie?
girl: nahh i'd rather have your P.U.M.A
guy: ok

by giggles22 June 23, 2009

P.U.M.A

Pants up my arse

Always happens in a awkward moment, ie, standing in a queue, in a important meeting, chatting to people. When you pants have ridden up your bottom crack, that you feel like screaming.

''I would love to stay and chat with you but i have a slight P.U.M.A problem to deal with first''

by Hilly B July 11, 2008

P.U.M.A

Pussy Under My Ass

I had P.U.M.A but then it started to bleed

by Adam71 March 11, 2014

P.U.M.A.

Peaceful

Unity
Martial
Arts

A Self-defense program started by Jeff Goven, The Grapplin' Chaplain, at Unity Church of Muskegon, MI in 2013.

THUG: Give me your wallet!

P.U.M.A. GAL: I guess it's PUMA time!

by Kahdlibber October 24, 2017

P.U.M.A

I have created an Acronym for P.U.M.A the clothing brand...

Poofter
Used
My
Ass

I got really f'kd up last night at the party and ummmm, i think a,
P.U.M.A

by T420BOY January 21, 2025