P.U.D.

P.U.D. is the acronym given to the condition of Post University Depression, a condition picked up by Uni leavers across the country who are suffering from the University lifestyle (drinking regularly, having no responsibility and being a general lazy bugger.)

P.U.D. is contagious and can be spread by spending to much time in the proximity of carriers.

There are a few known treatments for P.U.D. these are; getting on it, Pro Evo 5 (Master League only,) topping yourself and the most important of the lot sleeping with disgusting individuals! Sufferers of P.U.D. can never completely rid themselves of the disease, but it can be kept under control by a combination of these treatments.

I've finished my degree and can't even get a job in Tesco's, its giving me major P.U.D.

The only job I'll be getting any time soon is full time time PUD!

I'm getting absolutely mortal tonight and then i'm gonna root some absolute dogs, it should sort out my P.U.D. at least for a night anyway!

P.U.D. by eltrain05 September 25, 2011

P.U.D.

Pure Unfiltered Dirtyness

That song was so P.U.D.

P.U.D. by rejewvenator July 17, 2018

P.U.D 

Post-urinal drip. The urine that lands in your underwear after you shake your dick at the stalls.

"Hey dude, your pants are wet"
"Oh, damnit! I hate p.u.d."

P.U.D by Mad Maximillion June 17, 2012

A.P.U.D. 

After poop urinary demand

After I took a dump I had just zipped up my pants when I got an A.P.U.D.

A.P.U.D. by Pops Calkins September 14, 2008

d.p.u.s 

d.p.u.s--Dark Piece of Uncircumsized Skin

ew, why does sumaiya look so much like d.p.u.s? Thats worse then w.p.u.s

d.p.u.s by Chelsea! January 23, 2006

P.D.U 

The P.D.U or Personal Defence Unit are a top-of-the-line security officers tasked with protecting the Creeks Feel Safe Leader Fletcher Mckinnel.

The P.D.U officers acted quickly, and stopped the attack.

P.D.U by Jack Tom October 25, 2022

P.O.U.N.D. IT 

Prevent Outbreak of Unwanted Nasty Diseases is an initiative started by a group of members of the Track Shack to help promote safe sex.

Ruj: "I P.O.U.N.D. it in my bed!"

Cole: "I P.O.U.N.D. it in my car!"

P.O.U.N.D. IT by hothandedconservative June 1, 2018