P.P.P

Short for “Pussies Paying for Pussy” — a slang term describing a social dynamic where spineless guys engage in transactional or validation-driven relationships, often influenced by peer behavior, social media, or perceived status.
"Incentivized transactional dating driven by social validation and market dynamics."

“Man’s blowing his whole salary on her and she’s entertaining three other guys—classic P.P.P.”

by TFisaBroadday March 25, 2026

p.p.p.

A process that u use when u dont have a condum... You pinch pull and prey

"man i dont have a dum"
just use the p.p.p.
what???
Pinch Pull and Prey

by Cheeya its derek nucka March 24, 2007

P-P-P-Powerbook

What started off as a simple ebay auction, became a fabled internet scam of a known scammer. The scammer tried to use a fake escrow service in order to rip a apple powerbook off a legitimate seller on eBay. Knowing what was really going on, the seller hatched a hilarious plot that took advantage of the scammer. The seller ended up enclosing a pieced together "P-P-P-Powerbook" which consisted of a 3-ring binder with old keyboard keys glued to it. On the sides and back; fire wire, monitor!, and various other ports were drawn on with a black marker. Also included in the package were pencil shavings and misburned cdrs. The seller reported a 2000 dollar value for the package, so the scammer had to pay the full 27% tax in order to receive his parcel. Eventually the scammer did pay this tax and received his package only to find out "it is broken". During the whole event, members from the message boards the prank originated from staked out the address the package was being delivered to. The address was for a barbershop with an internet cafe above. One of the "undercover agents" even had his hair cut there while he was doing reconnaissance. Simply searching for “P-P-P-Powerbook” on any search engine will yield more detailed results.

Shit son, you hear about that fool who bought the P-P-P-Powerbook?

by KQH May 28, 2004

P.P.P.P.P.T.

A medical acronym for "Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put Together".

That P.P.P.P.P.T. is C.T.D.

by Michael Zeleny January 27, 2008

P.P.P.P.P.R.

Military acronym for "Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Results".

Kid - I got an F on my math test.
Dad - P.P.P.P.P.R.

by Sid244 March 18, 2018

p p beer

Any local (cheap) beer or ale that is at an event or party, usually brought by someone not invited (named for Pawtucket Patriot Ale from Family Guy)

Albert wanted some decent brew, but had to settle for p p beer

by manshark December 14, 2014

R.I.P.P.

for Rest In Peace and Pleasure / modernization of R.I.P. for Rest In Peace

He said, “When I cash-in, I’m gonna R.I.P.P. in the after-hours of the afterlife."

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ April 1, 2012