It’s when someone you know makes food look gross. It can be changed to be more specific to a specific person by replacing the “P” with their initial (e.g, Brandon Induced Food Repulsion = B.I.F.R
First Responder Pirate Syndrome is when a firefighter, cop, emt, medic etc. has been doing the job so long his tolerance for B.S. goes down and he/she starts talking like a pirate.
Chris-"Is he at end stage F.R.P.S. yet?"
Me-"Lemme check. Hey Jeff, did you finish your coastal training for '05 yet?"
The Pirate-"Arrrrrghhhh! This is bullshit!"
Tim-"Yup. Explore the space"
Its a Freeway Reconnaissance Person. This is the person that flies by you when you are already doing 80 on the freeway, thus going ahead of you searching out would be speedtraps and taking one for the team and getting a ticket so that you can push past still doing your 80 MPH..
During my morning drive on the 405 freeway, my normal F.R.P. flew by me doing at least 100.. I saluted him and knew my morning would be ticket free..
Frenetic Random Activity Pattern. A behavior often exhibited by puppies or young dogs wherein the animal, without an apparent reason, suddenly runs at high speed, frantically darting in multiple directions then racing to a sudden stop. These episodes generally last 60-90 seconds at most. In general the puppy will appear very pleased with itself. May happen indoors or out.
“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.