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e.y.p.t.y.c.i.m.f.
Random guy, “Hey can I e.y.p.t.y.c.i.y.m.f.?”
Random girl, “ OMG PLEASE SEX ME NOW DADDY!!!”
“e.y.p.t.y.c.i.m.f.” Simply means “eat your pussy till you cum in my face” which is something you may ask your girlfriend or someone you want to hookup with over text as an abbreviation
Random girl, “ OMG PLEASE SEX ME NOW DADDY!!!”
“e.y.p.t.y.c.i.m.f.” Simply means “eat your pussy till you cum in my face” which is something you may ask your girlfriend or someone you want to hookup with over text as an abbreviation
e.y.p.t.y.c.i.m.f. by Random penis guy August 29, 2020
E.Y.P.U.Y.C.I.M.F
this word is freaky... This word holds power... "E.Y.P.U.Y.C.I.M.F" means "Eat you pussy till you cum in/on my face"
E.Y.P.U.Y.C.I.M.F by KingGrace March 15, 2023
o.m.g.p.f.m.y.s.p.c.i.m.p.t.m.v.c
o.m.g.p.f.m.y.s.p.c.i.m.p.t.m.v.c by 0sīr|s October 15, 2022
F.F.W.C.P.I.R.L.
Fat Fucks Who Can't Play In Real Life.
A description of people who are so fat they can't play in real life, just on their computer.
A description of people who are so fat they can't play in real life, just on their computer.
Fat Fuck - Shall we play football tomorrow?
Avarage dude - No, you F.F.W.C.P.I.R.L.
Fat Fuck - Ok, I see. Brb, gotta play some WoW.
Avarage dude - No, you F.F.W.C.P.I.R.L.
Fat Fuck - Ok, I see. Brb, gotta play some WoW.
F.F.W.C.P.I.R.L. by ESFUX October 4, 2007
F.C.P.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P.
A song by the progressive rock band The Fall of Troy which is commonly thought to be the acronym for the phrase, "Fuck condoms. Premarital sex is the Shit. Get 'em pregnant, get 'em pregnant, get 'em pregnant," though the band has explained that the acronym has no particular meaning.
F.C.P.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P. by egyptian princess July 23, 2007
E.M.P.T.I.C.O.Y.F.D
E.M.P.T.I.C.O.Y.F.D by ssggrdggttr July 17, 2019
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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