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The tragic condition of being Poor, Bored, and Sober all at once. A leading cause of extreme behavior and suicides
What's wrong today bro?

"Aww, I've got P.B.S. today man. Hopefully I'll be better tomorrow"
P.B.S. by Just shoot me 2014 April 12, 2014
Private Blunt Smoking. Meaning smoking alone
Ya'll can't smoke with me, I'm P.B.S 'ing
P.B.S by ThEmEsHaLl December 21, 2010
P.B.S = Poopy Butt Syndrome

The act of having fecal matter on the outer ring of ones anus resulting in poopy butt syndrome. Poopy butt syndrome usually causes S.B.S. (Smelly Butt Sybdrome) and mostly I.B.S. (Ithcy Butt Syndrome.
1) Oh dude, my anus itches so bad. I am suffering from IBS because I have P.B.S.

2) After Remix got pounded in his rear he was suffering from P.B.S.
P.B.S by Douglas Physher April 18, 2011
Kid 1: Justin Bieber is so sexy!!
Kid 2: No, he's still at p.b.s, maybe in a few years.
P.B.S by p.g.sforever November 17, 2010

P the B's 

Pump the Breaks. You use this phrase when you want someone to slow down. This is used instead of the terms "relax" or "chill out"
Kyle told Sara to P the B's when she asked him to get married prematurely.

p the b's 

Pump the brakes, or "p the b's," is a common vernacular synonym for, "slow down your pony," or "bee-atch this relationship is moving too fast."

One will use "p the b's" to request that his current situation, namely a relationship, lessen its rapid pace.
Monica: Scott, will you move in with me?

Scott: P the b's woman, I just wanna some of your jelly.
p the b's by the unpaid intern June 22, 2011