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P.A.D.
Stands for post alcoholStands for Post Alcohol Depression, which is typically experienced after a particularly heavy and prolonged drinking adventure. It is the low point one must endure after enjoying the high. Characterized by feelings of depression (mostly in the morning), sleeplessness, night sweats, deep regret and sorrow for all of the awesome things that victim is now remembering doing. More conscientious individuals suffering from P.A.D. may find it necessary to make many apologetic phone calls, and attempt to get one’s life back in order.
Person 1: did you see Wes this weekend, he was so awesome and funny.
Person2: No, do you think he will be out tonight?
Person1: i doubt it, after a weekend like that he is probably suffering from P.A.D.
Person2: that is too bad, we should make him some cookies to cheer him up
Person2: No, do you think he will be out tonight?
Person1: i doubt it, after a weekend like that he is probably suffering from P.A.D.
Person2: that is too bad, we should make him some cookies to cheer him up
P.A.D. by wesley belden June 30, 2008
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P.A.D.
A P.A.D is a Post Apocalyptic Dump. Its a monster crap that the toilet didnt see coming. It usually happens when you eat too much food or you mix salsa with milk. Its a dump to end all dumps. Beware of the restroom after someone has taken a P.A.D.
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P.A.D. by skieblueiz November 9, 2009
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