P.A.D 

"Porn Addiction Disease"

Damn it's a good night to hit a P.A.D.

P.A.D by SmiteT September 26, 2021

P.A.D. 

Stands for post alcoholStands for Post Alcohol Depression, which is typically experienced after a particularly heavy and prolonged drinking adventure. It is the low point one must endure after enjoying the high. Characterized by feelings of depression (mostly in the morning), sleeplessness, night sweats, deep regret and sorrow for all of the awesome things that victim is now remembering doing. More conscientious individuals suffering from P.A.D. may find it necessary to make many apologetic phone calls, and attempt to get one’s life back in order.

Person 1: did you see Wes this weekend, he was so awesome and funny.

Person2: No, do you think he will be out tonight?

Person1: i doubt it, after a weekend like that he is probably suffering from P.A.D.

Person2: that is too bad, we should make him some cookies to cheer him up

P.A.D. by wesley belden June 30, 2008

P.A.D. 

A P.A.D is a Post Apocalyptic Dump. Its a monster crap that the toilet didnt see coming. It usually happens when you eat too much food or you mix salsa with milk. Its a dump to end all dumps. Beware of the restroom after someone has taken a P.A.D.

Dude 1: Yo man that bathroom fucking stinks!!
Dude 2: Thats because I just took a P.A.D.!!

Dude 1: (exits bathroom) Damn...i just took the biggest P.A.D.
Dude 2: Siiiickkkk

P.A.D. by C-bore February 2, 2009

P.A.D. 

Abbreviation for Post Alcohol Depression

I'm tired of the P.A.D. I suffer on Mondays after a big weekend.

P.A.D. by skieblueiz November 9, 2009

p.a.d. 

Abr.'Posh and Dirty'

usually wears dirty clothes but speaks with a very posh accent, common in UK

P.a.d. - excuse me could you please give me directions to the train station

normal person -sorry no

later on, normal person to his mate - haha, did you see that pad ask me for directions!

p.a.d. by Mooney 99 February 24, 2008

P.A.D. 

phone anxiety disorder

I am having a P.A.D. attack! I pick up the phone, i get all hot and fidgety and my fingers are overcome by and unusually strong magnetic attratction to the keyboard, (sigh) email.

P.A.D. by cin February 8, 2005

p.a.d. 

what i have after i see my gf 🙏☝

me: i have p.a.d.
random person: what
me: post aryanna depression

p.a.d. by Kei<33 July 29, 2023