Oxnam 

Slang term for a Rectum, Anus or Colon.

My friend acts like only his opinion matters, a typical Liberal Douche. I keep telling him to get his head out of his Oxnam.

Oxnam by Stooge March 5, 2021

Dirty Oxnam 

When having sex, The male alternates between Anal and Vaginal penetration. When he is about to hit the top, he pulls out and deep-throats his partner, pulling back just at the last second so all three flavors mix in the mouth.

My girlfriend burned my steak last night, so later in bed, I gave her a Dirty Oxnam.

Dirty Oxnam by Stooge March 5, 2021

Wood Ornament 

A beautiful female specimen worth permanently mounting upon your erect penis for all the world to see.

Example 1: Check her out...I would so make her my wood ornament.

-or-

Example 2: (pick up line) Excuse me ma'am, how would you like to be my wood ornament?

Wood Ornament by ImperialFleet1 June 22, 2011

christmas ornament 

a peice of shit hanging from your penis after giveing anal

guy 1 well i fucked amanda up the ass
Guy2 how was it?
Guy 1 good until i got a christmas ornament

christmas ornament by killmeihavenolife November 6, 2009

Onamia 

The small Minnesota town where you have to look out for Robo Cop

Went to Onamia and got pulled over by Robo Cop

Onamia by Onamia rebels January 5, 2020

Onamia 

A small Village in centeral Minnesota where all hopes and dreams go to die.

Guy 1: "Hey have you seen Tom?"

Guy 2: "No, He failed at life and moved to Onamia."

Onamia by ~*Mille*Lacs*~ March 4, 2011

dick ornament 

A comely young woman who would look right at home perched on your penis. Used as a decoration for your wang.

"Heather looks nice tonight, maybe I'll use her as a dick ornament."

dick ornament by Silence March 26, 2003