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Dirty Oxnam
When having sex, The male alternates between Anal and Vaginal penetration. When he is about to hit the top, he pulls out and deep-throats his partner, pulling back just at the last second so all three flavors mix in the mouth.
Dirty Oxnam by Stooge March 5, 2021
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Oxnam • Dirty Oxnam • oxnard • oxfam • ornamental • Onamia • onamonapeia • Onamonapenis • Ornamenipples • Ornament
Wood Ornament
A beautiful female specimen worth permanently mounting upon your erect penis for all the world to see.
Example 1: Check her out...I would so make her my wood ornament.
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Example 2: (pick up line) Excuse me ma'am, how would you like to be my wood ornament?
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Example 2: (pick up line) Excuse me ma'am, how would you like to be my wood ornament?
Wood Ornament by ImperialFleet1 June 22, 2011
christmas ornament
christmas ornament by killmeihavenolife November 6, 2009
Onamia
Onamia by Onamia rebels January 5, 2020
Onamia
Onamia by ~*Mille*Lacs*~ March 4, 2011
dick ornament
A comely young woman who would look right at home perched on your penis. Used as a decoration for your wang.
dick ornament by Silence March 26, 2003
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.