Owies 

A parody of the hit TV show "Scarred"
On MTV

Omg! have you been to youtube and seen owies?

that parody of scarred is hilarious!

Owies by Namino Neitou Sama September 5, 2007

owies 

The Owies, is the gweatest cwub ever! We are best fwends,and we wuv each other! We have fwends called the Hee Hee Club. When we iz sad, we say Ohhh! when we iz happy,we say YAY!, and we are smiwee wittle happy faces! YaY!

OWIE YAY!!!!

....me no no, sowee.

Ohhh!

YAY! I wuv Owies!

owies by Owie Richard December 15, 2008

owise

shorthand for otherwise

Lets go, owise we'll be late!

owise by ohtopdx November 8, 2010

owie 

A word commonly used by small children or infants to describe a wound.

Mommy! I got an owie!

owie by wendy lane May 23, 2003

Beat it like it owes me money 

To masturbate vigorously. Show no mercy.

She was so hot - I can't wait to go home and beat it like it owes me money.

Beat it like it owes me money by NoFussRuss June 23, 2006

Julio owes me money 

An excuse used when you get caught doing something.

Origin:
RPI student hears something in his apartment when all his roommates are away. He come out of his room to find some guy robbing him. After shouting "what the fuck are you doing? Get the fuck out of my apartment!" the robber says, "Julio owes me money".

When you're screwing a girl who's got a boyfriend and he walks in.
the boyfriend: "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"
you (calmly): "Julio owes me money"

Julio owes me money by Raffster December 29, 2008

okies 

A less formal way of saying Okay. It is given as a cheerful, bright... less intimidating response. It is also more used online rather than irl.

someone says "I'll be right back"
You reply with "okies"

Someone is doing something that doesn't bother you, you reply with "okies"...

someone is annoying you and your pissed off you say "Okay".. not "okies"

okies by anon March 5, 2004