The Owies, is the gweatest cwub ever! We are best fwends,and we wuv each other! We have fwends called the Hee Hee Club. When we iz sad, we say Ohhh! when we iz happy,we say YAY!, and we are smiwee wittle happy faces! YaY!
An excuse used when you get caught doing something.
Origin:
RPIstudent hears something in his apartment when all his roommates are away. He come out of his room to find some guy robbing him. After shouting "what the fuck are you doing? Get the fuck out of my apartment!" the robber says, "Julio owes me money".
When you're screwing a girl who's got a boyfriend and he walks in.
the boyfriend: "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"
you (calmly): "Julio owes me money"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.