11 definitions by Cont78

outfuck

The act of having more sex than somebody else is having.

"Wow I can't believe I just caught my pet rabbits having sex on my bed AGAIN." They're outfucking me in my own home!

by Cont78 January 1, 2010

ass-rat

An asshole who likes to fuck unassuming people over from behind.

You are such an ass-rat for tattletaling on your colleagues. Is that how you got promoted?

by Cont78 December 18, 2010

vajilionaire

Somebody who doesn't lack female atention.

Bruno Mars: "I wanna be a vajilionaire so fucking bad, I'd try out all the girls I never had..."

by Cont78 November 3, 2011

an arm, a leg and a vagina

It's very expensive!

a. Nice watch, you must have spent a fortune!

b. Yeah it better be nice it costs an arm, a leg and a vagina !

by Cont78 December 18, 2010

nerd's nerd

A classic nerd, not one of those "hip" nerds with "smart" glasses. A real smart as hell boring as your grandmother, glasses wearing, chinless, chesthairless, bonafide geek. Think Bill/melinda gates, stephen hawkins etc.

A. Oh my god that new statistic professor is such an asshole. Yesterday he called me stupid in front of everyone.

B. I know, the nerds seem to like him though. Apparently you need an above 145 IQ to "get" him.

A. Yeah, I guess he's a "nerd's nerd"

by Cont78 August 3, 2011

defuct

A person who's (mentally) fucked beyond repair.

A: How's your brother in law, I heard he got promoted.
B: Couldn't tell ya, havn't spoken to that defuct in years.

by Cont78 December 5, 2007

Gay is the new fabulous!

A way of saying it's alright to be gay.

a. I don't like to broadcast the fact that I'm gay you know not everybody is that openminded you know.

b. Oh come on gay has come a long way. Haven't you heard Vogue says: "Gay is the new fabulous!"

by Cont78 June 11, 2011