Gay is the new fabulous!

A way of saying it's alright to be gay.

a. I don't like to broadcast the fact that I'm gay you know not everybody is that openminded you know.

b. Oh come on gay has come a long way. Haven't you heard Vogue says: "Gay is the new fabulous!"

by Cont78 June 13, 2011

outfuck

The act of having more sex than somebody else is having.

"Wow I can't believe I just caught my pet rabbits having sex on my bed AGAIN." They're outfucking me in my own home!

by Cont78 January 01, 2010

an arm, a leg and a vagina

It's very expensive!

a. Nice watch, you must have spent a fortune!

b. Yeah it better be nice it costs an arm, a leg and a vagina !

by Cont78 December 19, 2010

nerd's nerd

A classic nerd, not one of those "hip" nerds with "smart" glasses. A real smart as hell boring as your grandmother, glasses wearing, chinless, chesthairless, bonafide geek. Think Bill/melinda gates, stephen hawkins etc.

A. Oh my god that new statistic professor is such an asshole. Yesterday he called me stupid in front of everyone.

B. I know, the nerds seem to like him though. Apparently you need an above 145 IQ to "get" him.

A. Yeah, I guess he's a "nerd's nerd"

by Cont78 August 03, 2011

ass-rat

An asshole who likes to fuck unassuming people over from behind.

You are such an ass-rat for tattletaling on your colleagues. Is that how you got promoted?

by Cont78 December 19, 2010

fatface

A face that has fat from other body parts injected to it.

A:Wow have you seen Kim's new cheeks, she's certainly not letting her liposuction go to waste.

B: Aggree, she has the best fatface out there.

by Cont78 March 29, 2010

screw me once fuck you twice

A bit like fool me once shame on you. You know that thing even George Bush had trouble remembering. This is more along the lines of : Yes I'll be angry the first time and no you won't be forgiven.

a. I'm sorry I threw that drink in your face forgive me?

b. No. Btw way I just told your boyfriend you're cheating. screw me once fuck you twice.

by Cont78 July 25, 2011