Oughf

Used to describe an event that: you don't want to talk about (mainly due to no recollection), something awesomely bad happened, or you just have no other words to describe it.

Cheech - "Hey! Remember that party last weekend? It was crazy!"
CinderBlock - "...oughf"

Trying to remember the night before-
El Capitán - "...oughf"

Johnny - "I can't believe you left it on!"
Benny - "OUGHF!"
Dixon - "And you texted me while doing it!"
Benny - "OUGHF!"

by Blake 'El Capitán' Brooks August 4, 2008

Oughf

The sound you make when falling

Jonny Jonny was a compulsive liar. There for, his father pushed him down the stairs. Jonny Jonny landed with an "Oughf!"

by a•e•s•t•h•e•t•i•c BEANS March 18, 2020

oughe

an exclamation of excitement originating from cat Twitter. It is intentionally misspelled, as is most English on cat Twitter, to convey the illusion that it was typed by a cat.

"Oughe momb is home!" (Oh mom is home!)

by Anarcho-Enby July 29, 2022

Right honourable gentleman oughtahblahtahputahponlyputahptaxesoninhertianceanpensionsofcorporations

Whenever Boris Johnson says literally anything

Nobody:
Boris Johnson: Right honourable gentleman oughtahblahtahputahponlyputahptaxesoninhertianceanpensionsofcorporations

by ♥🗺☠ January 22, 2021

ouchfit

1. A set of clothing so remarkably tight that it looks painful to wear.

2. A set of clothing so unappealing to the eyes that it hurts the observer!

"Man--does your girlfriend have to try to fit into that same ouchfit everytime we go out???"

by Hullabaloo May 21, 2006

Why I Ought To

Boy, you've really done it this time. If you're searched up this term that means the old man's pissed and he ought to give you a good slugging. "Why I Ought To" is used in the darkest of times, and is usually a last-resort in situations like this. So, next time you hear this, alert the authorities or flee the scene at once, for your very life may hang in the balance.

*Boy spills milk all over the table*
Father: Ah! You've gone and done it this time, Mister! Why I Ought To . . .!

by Meme_Dealer September 17, 2018

oughtn't

Verb: Should not. The opposite of ought.

"Maybe we ought to eat some beans. Well, maybe we oughtn't."

by RayJay1111 November 20, 2017