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ouchitch 

When you have an itch, but if you scratch it, it will give you great pain.
Demi want to scratch her mosquito bite, but I said she can't because it is an ouchitch
ouchitch by Julesalisious October 7, 2013
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When an epileptic jew falls to the ground and starts fitting.
He had an ouchfitz.
ouchfitz by AnonDoxy December 21, 2018

Ouchvitz 

A very bad event or outcome, or the setting for one or more
very bad events of outcomes.
"This is pure Ouchvitz!" she screamed as she found yet another parking ticket on her car.
Ouchvitz by Pamelot September 22, 2011

Ouchfield Octopus 

An eight-limbed, two-headed, screaming monster, formed by a prefect collision of baseball outfielders. Brazilian origin.
"Deep fly ball to left! ...Hayes and Vaughn in pursuit...Hayes makes the grab! OH NO!!! Massive collision! Looks like we've got an Ouchfield Octopus."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026