ouchfit 

1. A set of clothing so remarkably tight that it looks painful to wear.

2. A set of clothing so unappealing to the eyes that it hurts the observer!

"Man--does your girlfriend have to try to fit into that same ouchfit everytime we go out???"

ouchfit by Hullabaloo May 21, 2006

ouchitch 

When you have an itch, but if you scratch it, it will give you great pain.

Demi want to scratch her mosquito bite, but I said she can't because it is an ouchitch

ouchitch by Julesalisious October 7, 2013

ouchfitz

When an epileptic jew falls to the ground and starts fitting.

He had an ouchfitz.

ouchfitz by AnonDoxy December 21, 2018

Ouchvitz 

A very bad event or outcome, or the setting for one or more
very bad events of outcomes.

"This is pure Ouchvitz!" she screamed as she found yet another parking ticket on her car.

Ouchvitz by Pamelot September 22, 2011

Ouchfield Octopus 

An eight-limbed, two-headed, screaming monster, formed by a prefect collision of baseball outfielders. Brazilian origin.

"Deep fly ball to left! ...Hayes and Vaughn in pursuit...Hayes makes the grab! OH NO!!! Massive collision! Looks like we've got an Ouchfield Octopus."

Ouchfield Octopus by Quinnbaseball May 28, 2016