The act of committing hate/war crimes against the cow named Otis, and voiced by Kevin James, off of the Oscar winning movie and TV show Back at the Barnyard
The act of pleasuring yourself under your desk at work while a worker of the opposite sex attempts to discuss work related items on the other side.
Obviously this should only be done with desks that block the view of what you are doing.
Whenever that hot little number walks into my office with her shirt open and cleavage hanging out I have to otismathis myself for 20 minutes until I get some relief.
A top shagger. An absolute unit who never skips leg day- pulls all the galdem. Likes the bbc and only takes it up the arse on weekends. People wish they were a romanian caucasian make like oni
person one: have you seen onisim?
person 2: Yes. Hes deffo packing
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.