The act of committing hate/war crimes against the cow named Otis, and voiced by Kevin James, off of the Oscar winning movie and TV show Back at the Barnyard
The act of pleasuring yourself under your desk at work while a worker of the opposite sex attempts to discuss work related items on the other side.
Obviously this should only be done with desks that block the view of what you are doing.
Whenever that hot little number walks into my office with her shirt open and cleavagehanging out I have to otismathis myself for 20 minutes until I get some relief.
A top shagger. An absolute unit who never skips leg day- pulls all the galdem. Likes the bbc and only takes it up the arse on weekends. People wish they were a romanian caucasian make like oni