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oh my god! look how ortal she is!

he always goes by the book like a little ortal.
Ortal by StavFX October 18, 2008
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She's so yellow, she must be an Ortal.

This mustard is so yellow it reminds me of Ortal
Ortal by RBH123456 November 22, 2021
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Ortal is both of the worlds highest sources of energy to describe one person. Or in Hebrew means light. We receive light from the sun. The sun is the best source of energy. Tal in Hebrew means morning dew. Morning dew replenishes the plants on the ground. So you receive energy from both the sky and the ground. Ortal will bring you up and keep you grounded at the same time.
Ortal is a life savior
Ortal by Daniel Behamo November 23, 2021

Ortal Emeny

An individual you consider to be a "mortal enemy" when you're intoxicated.
Charlie: I fuckin hate that beech. She's my ortal emeny!

Katie: Ya. (unimpressed)
Ortal Emeny by 6, 7 even January 27, 2009

oralruns 

When someone is talking a lot of shit nonstop.
The majority of people knew their leader had oralruns and wanted the shit-head gone.
oralruns by jpg3 April 22, 2012

Oral Mastery 

When one is so good with their mouth, tongue, and lips that they deliver non stop orgasms and never ending pleasure when performing oral sex, and give goosebumps and thoughts of procreation when they kiss others. They have the power to control one's thoughts and actions with their high level of Oral Skills. For females, finding a male with this priceless amount of oral talent, is the same as finding the Holy Grail.
I am so torn between being honest with my BF, or just leading him on more.......because his {Oral Mastery] is just life changing.

My hot blonde friend Alyssa, said that Bruce licked her pussy better than you ever did Deb, and she said what dolt would not marry that Italian Stallion for his Oral Mastery alone?

Oh honey you better keep him happy, and be sweet to him, because with his level of Oral Mastery, he will get and can have any woman he wants. Im dripping wet just talking about him and that 360 Clit Lick i keep hearing about from your roommate and your friends.
Oral Mastery by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 13, 2019

Dirty Oral 

Sucking a penis that has just been pulled from an asshole. It most likely had been in the suckee's asshole, but might have been pulled from someone else's asshole.
Many people enjoy Dirty Oral and disagree with those who turn their noses up at the sex act. Like anything else, it depends on a person's taste.
Dirty Oral by talk2me-JCH2 May 8, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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