Oncification
Oncification by ZenPooh January 3, 2022
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oinkification
The process by which the typical American Shit-Food diet transforms an otherwise genetically normal individual into a hog-like, sad and irredeemable physical disaster.
Yup, another night of Shit-Food, booze and lethargy sustains the oinkification of millions of deluded, complacent citizens.
oinkification by YAWA January 21, 2020
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Ownificationism
The act of owning. The belief that being better at something than someone else makes you a superior human being. Most often practised by people involved with the internet.
Did you see that headshot? Ownificationism!
That guy is unbelievable, that's ownification(ism) on a brand new level!
That guy is unbelievable, that's ownification(ism) on a brand new level!
Ownificationism by Kakevoldtekt December 20, 2010
Ossificationsville
What's the prognosis doctor? Ossificationsville of the central nervous system - your head is dead Fred.
Ossificationsville by plat0 May 30, 2010
opsification
The act of taking a system that always works on the software developer's machine, and making it deployable and reliable in a production environment.
I've just completed the opsification of the new server and it will be going on to the production cluster this afternoon.
opsification by pdxnerd September 4, 2013
Orsification
The process by which one transcends surface pleasures to seek a state of being that both uses and expands upon predisposed limitations to surpass any cornerstone and realize a vision far greater than oneself.
Orsification by thelonelypoetic August 7, 2018
Ossification
The state of intoxication that leads to a syllable change in the word officer when attempting to communicate with your local PD.
Ossification by Bruins mallow July 8, 2019
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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