Oncification

Once off occasion, only happens once ever.

"Fine Richard I will give you head, however, this is a oncification".

Oncification by ZenPooh January 3, 2022

oinkification 

The process by which the typical American Shit-Food diet transforms an otherwise genetically normal individual into a hog-like, sad and irredeemable physical disaster.

Yup, another night of Shit-Food, booze and lethargy sustains the oinkification of millions of deluded, complacent citizens.

oinkification by YAWA January 21, 2020

Ownificationism 

The act of owning. The belief that being better at something than someone else makes you a superior human being. Most often practised by people involved with the internet.

Did you see that headshot? Ownificationism!
That guy is unbelievable, that's ownification(ism) on a brand new level!

Ownificationism by Kakevoldtekt December 20, 2010

Ossificationsville 

The condition of being so set in ones ways that nothing gets into your brain any more.

What's the prognosis doctor? Ossificationsville of the central nervous system - your head is dead Fred.

Ossificationsville by plat0 May 30, 2010

opsification 

The act of taking a system that always works on the software developer's machine, and making it deployable and reliable in a production environment.

I've just completed the opsification of the new server and it will be going on to the production cluster this afternoon.

opsification by pdxnerd September 4, 2013

Orsification

The process by which one transcends surface pleasures to seek a state of being that both uses and expands upon predisposed limitations to surpass any cornerstone and realize a vision far greater than oneself.

Don't be mad, it's orsification, with patience and persistence, your time will come.

Orsification by thelonelypoetic August 7, 2018

Ossification 

The state of intoxication that leads to a syllable change in the word officer when attempting to communicate with your local PD.

Wha-zeems to be the problem Ossiffer?

"Take her away boys, this is a serious case of Ossification"

Ossification by Bruins mallow July 8, 2019