Orphanator 

A person who assassinates parents to create orphans for orphanages that are low on the orphan stocks

“Hey Jim, what job did you apply for again?”
“Hey, yea I got accepted as an orphanator

Orphanator by Barbieboy May 9, 2021

Orphanation 

Orphanation, or orphanate, is the term used for creating an orphan. For example, if you kill a child's parents, you would've orphanated the child.

Phil: "Hey, i orphanated that brat who was mean to us yesterday! :)"
Jim: "You.... WHAT?!"
Phil: "Yeah i committed orphanation :D!"
Jim: "WHAT THE FUCK PHIL-?!"

Orphanation by Coca cola addict March 11, 2021

orphandörf 

a situation or subject that is beyond description with other positive terms and cannot be any more perfect

Ever since I stopped wearing my underwear on the outside of my trousers women have started to talk to me. It's totally orphandörf

orphandörf by Chris Cork October 12, 2004

omphinator 

A morbidly obese person who makes no effort to get in shape or lose weight. Often seen carrying fast food bags containing an inhuman amount of greasy cheeseburgers. Omphinators likely will need to remove their pants before commencing a physical altercation due to the fact that they find it difficult to rotate, bend, or wrestle wearing fabric which was never intended to contain a baby-whale sized frame. Have been known to have problems descending stairs because their knees can't support their weight and will buckle causing a priceless comedic situation for onlookers.

Holy fuck Ricky did ya see the gut on Randy? Swear he's gettin bigger everyday.

Sure did Bubbles, omphinator better quit drivin' cheeseburgers in there before he has a fucking heartamattack!

omphinator by Dicklestix April 19, 2014

orphanatsushi 

orphanatsushi is a very cool and swaggy friend. everyone needs her in their life!

„do you know who orphanatsushi on tiktok is?“

„yeah! i‘m friends with her, she‘s so cool!

orphanatsushi by chifuyusgift May 2, 2021

Orphanhorr 

Being so dumb that your parents left you

Joe:I knew your are orphanhorr!
Mike:How did you know?
Joe:Your parents left you, and you are really dumb.

Orphanhorr by Un copil bolnav de cap June 27, 2018

Orphanorp 

When a child who has no parents and only 12 hair follicles gets a vanilla cake from Walmart for his/her 6th birthday.

Sam: Whoa, that girl sure is an Orphanorp, Bill!
Bill: Don't stare at that Orphanorp, Sam; It's rude.

Orphanorp by Xandrox Boot January 14, 2017