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orphándo 

short jit Orphándo, not related to the word orphan, is one who is simply inferior by means of height, intelligence, and physical ability.
Akhil how did you miss that layup? You are such an orphándo.
orphándo by Describelafoto69 October 29, 2019

Orphanhorr 

Being so dumb that your parents left you
Joe:I knew your are orphanhorr!
Mike:How did you know?
Joe:Your parents left you, and you are really dumb.

Orphanorp 

When a child who has no parents and only 12 hair follicles gets a vanilla cake from Walmart for his/her 6th birthday.
Sam: Whoa, that girl sure is an Orphanorp, Bill!
Bill: Don't stare at that Orphanorp, Sam; It's rude.
Orphanorp by Xandrox Boot January 14, 2017

ieat_orphansforfun 

this mf right here… i love you (plat.) we have a lot in common like being black! are they cool?? yeah. do they have cool posts?? most are heavily out of pocket but yes
me: hey do you follow ieat_orphansforfun on tiktok??

person: no, why?-

me: blocked❤️❤️

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026