omphinator

A morbidly obese person who makes no effort to get in shape or lose weight. Often seen carrying fast food bags containing an inhuman amount of greasy cheeseburgers. Omphinators likely will need to remove their pants before commencing a physical altercation due to the fact that they find it difficult to rotate, bend, or wrestle wearing fabric which was never intended to contain a baby-whale sized frame. Have been known to have problems descending stairs because their knees can't support their weight and will buckle causing a priceless comedic situation for onlookers.

Holy fuck Ricky did ya see the gut on Randy? Swear he's gettin bigger everyday.

Sure did Bubbles, omphinator better quit drivin' cheeseburgers in there before he has a fucking heartamattack!

omphinator by Dicklestix April 19, 2014

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Orphanator

A person who assassinates parents to create orphans for orphanages that are low on the orphan stocks

“Hey Jim, what job did you apply for again?”
“Hey, yea I got accepted as an orphanator

Orphanator by Barbieboy May 9, 2021

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omphinator • omninator • Orphanator

omninator

Total domination by someone.

Chuck Norris is the omninator of everything

omninator by Duggies March 24, 2013

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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