Orghost 

A dead raccoon who likes vodka. He's an unpopular fictional character on an Art and Oc Amino.

Person 1: I hate Orghost, he's a lazy bastard.
Person 2: But he's adorable though, right?
Person 1: Shut the frick up, furry.

Orghost by Loggo DaBoggo May 4, 2020

orthostatic hypotension 

This is basically when you're laying in your bed and then you yeet off of it and stand up on the ground and all of a sudden your vision starts to see yellow blurry spots and you have a light headache and it feels like you're tripping on mushrooms but you're all fine in dandy in like 3 seconds

person: *gets up from bed* *sees yellow blurry spots and gets a headache*
person: "wtf is happening
brain: it's called orthostatic hypotension you fucking idiot

orthostatic hypotension by tyronecoachella February 21, 2019

Orthostatic Hypotension 

When you stand up from sitting or lying down and then get high for 3 seconds. This happens because your body couldn't adjust your blood pressure fast enough from a lying to a standing position. This is similar to how you feel like crap when you volunteered to quickly for a job that you were disastrously unqualified for.

Hey gramps, dont get up too fast or Orthostatic Hypotension will sit yo ass back down.

Orthostatic Hypotension by InstituteOfNursingParlance September 8, 2019

Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit 

When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean as if you didn't shit

A Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit is defined as:
Hey, I just took a Ghost Poo, because when I wiped my ass, the paper was still clean

Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit by Desert Shark April 15, 2022