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A medical condition describing the copious diuresis experienced by postpartum women about 6 hours after delivery.
As a nurse, you should expect the new mommy to pee like a Russian racehorse within the first 24 hours after delivery.
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Tenses: squoze, squozed, had squozen
Tenses: squoze, squozed, had squozen
As the baby comes out you might see some early decelerations on the fetal heart monitor strip. This tells you that the baby's head is getting squozed.
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Get the ambulate mug.A concept of professional nursing that describes the unproductive and usually poorly timed externalization of the nurse's true thoughts, opinions, and emotions.
Nurse David almost lost his license because his sense of humor always bordered extreme levels of incivility.
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