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Orafoura 

An entity that hovers over the subconscious like a fog, yet avoids fields and pastures like cows avoid escalators. His wisdom is exceeded only by the vagueness of his memory. He is fond of saying many things, some of which are more cryptic than others. Orafoura, aside from being an entity, can also be described as a spontaneous feeling, like making a chicken suit from scratch, and not making it out of yellow feathers, but out of scrambled eggs. One of his favorite sayings is, "You must be the perspiration when all the world is deodorant." But that’s just all talk, because Orafoura has no sweat glands.
Here are some other notable Orafoura quotes:

With faith the size of a mustard seed, one can indeed move mountains, but one can hardly be expected to garnish his sandwich.

I’ve never seen a tree cry, but if I were to see one, I’m not sure I’d offer it a tissue, for fear that it would just make it cry harder.

I am a presence that fills up a room, like the laughter that comes from deep within a child who only has one lung.

Sometimes I wish Jim Morrison were still alive, because I’d love to see a concert in which "The Doors" opened up for "The Cars."
Orafoura by Jarod Kintz January 2, 2009
The way in which a retard would spell 'orifice'.
"I am a complete douche. Orafice."

Orafice Malfunction 

The unfortunate sound of a fart or burb that goes horribly wrong.
Greg's fart sounded as if he sharted, creatiing an embarassing orafice malfunction.

Gaston Extra Orafice 

The hole in the abdomen attached to a colostomy bag. A rarely used sexual orafice whose use is often frowned upon by polite society. This orafice is not found on all people, but when found should be used with care.
Betty and Bill had been married for nearly 42 years and there was little magic left in their marriage. But after many beers and shots of tequila they discovered that her Gaston Extra Orafice was a great way to bring back the magic. Bill was especially aroused when he realized that this Gaston Dirty No No Hole allowed him to do an Alabama Hot Pocket with out all the work.
Can Be Refered To As One's Hole
Pick One Of the many orafices my body has to offer and place it there!
Orafice by Richard Twells April 12, 2005
when giving a girl a rim job while playing with her vagina with your nose.
"Dude! i orafied my girlfriends girlfriend last night and she loved it."
orafied by jack of jills November 3, 2011