5 definition by Tony from the Lido

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The unfortunate sound of a fart or burb that goes horribly wrong.
Greg's fart sounded as if he sharted, creatiing an embarassing orafice malfunction.
by Tony from the Lido October 07, 2011

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Hanging testicle sac in heat
Wow...those balls are raging! It's dangling fury in my face.
by tony from the lido September 20, 2011

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The large vein that travels the length of a cock. Instrumental in delivering blood from the central artery during erection.
My cock was so hard, my main vein was swollen with blood.

I saw my heart beat as the main vein of my cock pulsated with blood.
by Tony from the Lido September 21, 2011

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The act of damaging your vertabrae while performing oral stimulation upon yourself.
Tony got stuck in the shape of a pretzel while peyton manning his cock. He had to seek medical attention for a herniated disc in his neck.
by tony from the lido September 26, 2011

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The act of simultaneously punching the taint during a male's ejaculation.
In order to heighten his orgasm, Tony's lover spunched him during a sexual romp.
by Tony from the Lido September 20, 2011

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