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The Opt In & Out Bait & Switch The
The Opt In & Out Bait & Switch The by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025
The Opt In And Out Bait And Switch The
The Opt In And Out Bait And Switch The
The Opt In And Out Bait And Switch The
The Opt In And Out Bait And Switch The by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025
The Opt In Y Out Bait Y Switch The
The Opt In Y Out Bait Y Switch The by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025
opting out
Guy 1: Have you seen Jay around?
Guy 2: Oh shit man, he opted out.
Guy 1: All my friends seem to be opting out lately
Guy2: Fuck it, let's drink
Guy 2: Oh shit man, he opted out.
Guy 1: All my friends seem to be opting out lately
Guy2: Fuck it, let's drink
opting out by anon12 February 4, 2013
urban co-opting
Posting a previously submitted definition on Urban Dictionary (almost verbatim) just to inflate one's sorry, battered ego by getting votes up, collaterally.
urban co-opting by UDM111 September 18, 2013
opting off
the homosexual fetish act of intentionally refusing body scans at the airport, resulting in pat downs and groping by TSA agents
there was this hunky TSA guy at the airport, so after opting off I ran to the bathroom and rubbed one out remembering his hands all over me
opting off by spek10 November 28, 2012
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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