Definitions by UDM111
urban co-opting
Posting a previously submitted definition on Urban Dictionary (almost verbatim) just to inflate one's sorry, battered ego by getting votes up, collaterally.
urban co-opting by UDM111 September 18, 2013
who's in the what now?
General, all-purpose response for those occasions where somebody says some thing so far over your head, you haven't even got the foggiest of ideas about what they are saying.
Prosecutor: On the night of July 17, 2009, you, with malice of forethought, did enter said premises with the intention of pilfering a number of controlled substances for the purpose of distributing in a manner that would have been in direct contravention to the articles of law here in the province of Quebec, did you not?
Andy: Who's in the what now?
Andy: Who's in the what now?
who's in the what now? by udm111 July 11, 2010
vertifucked
The split second of realization that you thought there was one more or one less stair while carrying a large, heavy object, usually helping one of your loser friends move for the fourth time this year. Said loser friend will always laugh himself to tears as you bleed from the knee and the elbow.
What happened to Paul?
He wasn't watching where he was going, got vertifucked while carrying my t.v. What a dork. Hey, is there any more beer?
He wasn't watching where he was going, got vertifucked while carrying my t.v. What a dork. Hey, is there any more beer?
vertifucked by udm111 March 2, 2010
love yolk
The post ejacularoty mess that comes out with your piss after a good fuck. It is thick, transparent and yellow, having been dyed by the urine, and usually misses the bowl, leaving long, goopy strands dripping to the floor.
roaming gnome
The rarest of farts, this anomaly occurs when wearing jeans that are way too tight. Gas is released from the anus but has nowhere to escape, so it travels along the taint to the pocket created by your balls against your leg, then is released to either side of your package. It usually results in a bizarre tickling sensation and sounds like cat meowing backwards.
"What the fuck was that!?"
"What?"
"That noise that just came from your groinal region!?"
"Oh, that. I just dropped a roaming gnome. These pants are two sizes to small."
"What?"
"That noise that just came from your groinal region!?"
"Oh, that. I just dropped a roaming gnome. These pants are two sizes to small."
roaming gnome by udm111 February 25, 2010
chin rumbler
The female's answer to a dirty sanchez, when your girlfriend farts while you are giving her oral. The proximity of the chin to her release valve results in a rumbling sensation. Usually followed by a break-up.
chin rumbler by udm111 February 25, 2010