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oprah drunk 

When you reach a level of intoxication where your speech turns into that of famed talk show host Oprah Winfrey. At this point in alcohol consumption everything is your favorite thing and needs to be announced in a loud voice. Being Oprah drunk is being equated with being the asshole of the party.
"Dude you ok?"

"No, I'm druuuuuuuuunk! Everyone's getting a text, you get a text, you get a text, everyone gets a text!"

"Your Oprah drunk"
oprah drunk by Chakaface September 29, 2013

Oprah Doe 

To have a large sum of money. Refer 'Oprah Money'.
"Where the drank? I gots to know;
Tight jeans tattoo cuz I'm rock n roll;
Half black half white domino;
Gang of money - Oprah Doe!"
LMFAO - Party Anthem.
Oprah Doe by buckonz June 14, 2011

Oprah Day 

A day that you thought would be a nice day to hang out with your gf/bf, and maybe have a little fun, but instead you hang out and put up with their friends, and waste the whole day and do absolutely nothing, like watch oprah. The same as a Duncan Day
I thought today was going to be a good day to hang out with my girlfriend, but instead it became an oprah day.
Oprah Day by Nick Larkey April 1, 2005

oprah dollars 

Basically another way of saying that you gettin PAPER.
Omg ever since I got this job my purse has been heavy from all these oprah dollars!
oprah dollars by kevintbh July 20, 2014

What would Oprah do 

When you’re about to throw out bread and u relies that Oprah loves bread.
Hey this bread is stale, what would Oprah do, keep the bread and give people boats

Oprah Winfrey's Disease 

When a chick, who is usually fat, gets skinny, then fat than skinny again. But she always ends up fat for a while, suffering from not being able to stay skinny. Named for Oprah's constant wait loss and eventaul regain.
Ted: That cow Hillary is fat again! She was skinny last week!
Pat: Poor bitch has Oprah Winfrey's Disease! She can't keep the wait off.
Oprah Winfrey's Disease by APT October 13, 2005