Not wanting to listen to the National Anthem because so many renditions of the ‘Star Bangled Banner’ are cringy and painful because singers can’t help themselves. They try to do to much and it sounds like garbage.

“I need to leave before she starts to sign the National Anthem. I have Francis Scott Key-ophobia. I’m starting to get hives and labored breathing.

Francis Scott Key-ophobia by CincyThadd May 11, 2019

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tik-tok-ophobia

Fear of a friend or relative discovering one’s ‘Tik-Tok’ account.

Ay oh big man, i got tik-tok-ophobia init fam

tik-tok-ophobia by alpha_wyn April 16, 2020

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A-bbm-ophobia

the sudden feeling of anxiety when you realize your messages don't send on blackberry messenger. Symptoms range from mild discontent to full blown panic attack. If problem persists try sending out a broadcast.

Guy 1: look at all these stupid people with a-bbm-ophobia thinking sending out a broadcast message from some spammer is somehow going to magically fix RIM's network.

Guy 2: *sends broadcast*

Guy 1: We're not friends anymore.

A-bbm-ophobia by jimbo "JGS" slice September 17, 2011

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