Ophoia

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A fat load that is blasted into your moms PUSSY that is dangerous low in sperm count

I gave your mom an Ophoia last night

Ophoia by Ophoia June 14, 2021

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Left-on-open-ophobia

The irrational fear of being left on open on snapchat.

I am scared that they will leave me on open because I have left-on-open-ophobia.

Left-on-open-ophobia by mr_candyman July 3, 2018

Ophia

Your named Sophia and your doing that one “take the last and first letters of your name out” trend

Take 2 letters out my name and it’s Ophia.I don’t wanna be left out so I’m doing that one TikTok trend

Ophia by Lukia9273 May 21, 2021

yourmotherisextremelygay-ophobia

mom is real gay :sus:

yourmotherisextremelygay-ophobia

yourmotherisextremelygay-ophobia by jaskopsdfn March 16, 2023

Francis Scott Key-ophobia

Not wanting to listen to the National Anthem because so many renditions of the ‘Star Bangled Banner’ are cringy and painful because singers can’t help themselves. They try to do to much and it sounds like garbage.

“I need to leave before she starts to sign the National Anthem. I have Francis Scott Key-ophobia. I’m starting to get hives and labored breathing.

Francis Scott Key-ophobia by CincyThadd May 11, 2019

tik-tok-ophobia

Fear of a friend or relative discovering one’s ‘Tik-Tok’ account.

Ay oh big man, i got tik-tok-ophobia init fam

tik-tok-ophobia by alpha_wyn April 16, 2020

A-bbm-ophobia

the sudden feeling of anxiety when you realize your messages don't send on blackberry messenger. Symptoms range from mild discontent to full blown panic attack. If problem persists try sending out a broadcast.

Guy 1: look at all these stupid people with a-bbm-ophobia thinking sending out a broadcast message from some spammer is somehow going to magically fix RIM's network.

Guy 2: *sends broadcast*

Guy 1: We're not friends anymore.

A-bbm-ophobia by jimbo "JGS" slice September 17, 2011

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026