Definitions by mr_candyman

Twitter death 

When a person is deemed to be dead by the people of Twitter. This usually happens after they have been canceled for doing something wrong.

Person 1: Did you hear JK Rowling is a terf?
Person 2: Yea, I hope she enjoys Twitter death.
Person 3: As far as I'm concerned, Daniel Radcliffe wrote the Harry Potter books.

Twitter death by mr_candyman March 9, 2021

Left-on-open-ophobia 

The irrational fear of being left on open on snapchat.

I am scared that they will leave me on open because I have left-on-open-ophobia.

Left-on-open-ophobia by mr_candyman July 3, 2018

Love 

Unfortunately, what people call love is just a chemical reaction in the brain that compels animals to breed. It hits hard at first, but then slowly fades, leaving you stranded.

Boy: What is love?
Wise Elder: Unfortunately, what people call love is just a chemical reaction in the brain that compels animals to breed. It hits hard at first, but then slowly fades, leaving you stranded.

Love by mr_candyman July 3, 2018