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Not to be confused with Omen - Oomen(s) is a universal unit of measurement that helps measure anything such as; distance, time, quantity, value, mass, volume, temperature, luminosity, length, and more.

In the Dutch language, it means uncle.
"How tall is that building?"
"I would say about 23 Oomen."

"When did you go to the police convention?"
"I went 2 oomens ago, so about 2022."

"How much does she weigh?"
"Let's call a spade a spade, she's definitely 5 oomens heavy."
Oomen by TroutCatcher December 4, 2024
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The sound Barry Bee Benson makes when he goes down the stairs. It
Barry was ooming!
Ooming by BeeMovieFanatic August 17, 2018
Related Words
Oomen • Omen • Ooming • Oomer • omenboy • Ooman • omeni • Oome • oomns • OOMNA CHAKA
What you'll find in lazy people's copy pasted bee movie scripts.
According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!
Ooming! by bee movie enthusiast October 21, 2019

Oofensmurtz 

When something is a bigger mistake than a Oof
Our test is tommorow, that’s a huge oofensmurtz

good omens 

The most awesome book in the world. It is the tale of the apocalypse with the antichrist Adam, the supposed evil Crowley and the ever goodwilled Azi. It is a work of art written in collaberation between two fabulous master minds, fantasy writer Neil Gaiman, and British humorist Terry Pratchett.
If you are bored of the everyday drivel they serve as reading materials, check out Good Omens, which is funny as hell.
good omens by Cherrycallista July 14, 2006
OSMEN (the soul of Osman I), the creature that rapes men and later eats them along with their soul, taking over their body. OSMEN hunts at night and takes ACT practice tests during the day. OSMEN undergoes a full transformation when under the influence of three intoxicants: weed, alcohol, and nicotine. Even when under the influence of one he will be noticeably more gay.
“Oh shit, oh fuck, cover your ass and run OSMEN is coumming (a combination of cum and come)”
OSMEN by MOUNKIE July 3, 2020

Playboi Carti The Omen 

This phrase is used to mean anything and can substitute for any noun or even verb.
That guy won't stop Playboi Carti The Omening me.
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