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Definitions by TroutCatcher

Not to be confused with Omen - Oomen(s) is a universal unit of measurement that helps measure anything such as; distance, time, quantity, value, mass, volume, temperature, luminosity, length, and more.

In the Dutch language, it means uncle.
"How tall is that building?"
"I would say about 23 Oomen."

"When did you go to the police convention?"
"I went 2 oomens ago, so about 2022."

"How much does she weigh?"
"Let's call a spade a spade, she's definitely 5 oomens heavy."
Oomen by TroutCatcher December 4, 2024