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A smelly fish scent that natives buy per the gallon. It makes them smell like they have not showered in months. It is harvested at a brewery, the most famous one being Spratt and Kirk Ooli Corp. Located in Canada.
"Man I just bought a 5 Gal of Ooli from Spratt and Kirk".
Ooli by Aidon July 31, 2008
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The lord of the pickle, only topped by the one and only handus
Pay your respects to the mysterious Oolith!
Oolith by Birdus the great January 3, 2019
Make sure you don't smoke oolies.
Oolies by valoem February 6, 2005

oolie vjjagra!!

an idiotic marketing ploy intended for idiotic email spam readers who will jump at the opportunity for VJJAGRA && CJAL_IS 4 CH.EEP!!
spam email can suck my mayonnaise launcher.

um...oolie vjjagra!!?
dude, that girl is such an oolie. I think I'm gonna hit on her.
oolie by omket January 14, 2010

Oolitic Middle School 

hell and only hell on earth

just like every other middle school
"Oolitic middle school is chaotic like the rest of them."

Shouldnt have one though because ive already defined it lke the school it is
A cobweb covered lump of snarling rags, putrefying flesh and septic internal fluids that sometimes scuttles from under children's beds to go molest badgers in the stupid woods of Damp and stink land.
Where is the prophylactic? In amongst that pile of oolia over there.
Oolia by The Skeleton Bastard Bastard September 23, 2004
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