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onetimeacraft 

One of the best blacksmiths out there (In roblox only). He will join you in making your game and then over time go into hibernation like those lizards and snakes and shit. Once in a while he pops up and shows old memes and then disappears again.
This guy is a onetimeacraft.
Kids! Stay away from him! He's a onetimeacraft.
I dream of becoming a onetimeacraft.
onetimeacraft by reallolman101 August 10, 2018

Ontimus Noticus 

Latin for a person whom cannot be on time.
Angie's nickname at work is 'Ontimus Noticus'. She has set a record by being late 183 days last year.
Ontimus Noticus by Kevbob October 4, 2006
the police, meaning you've got one time to run, or "eat yo shit nigga"
"Fuck, here comes tha onetime!"
onetime by Kelly Burkett September 21, 2005

Onetimewaymon 

A narcissist, sociopath, gas lighter who claims that they never have done anything more than one time.
Bye onetimewaymon, like I really believe you was with that bitch once.
Onetimewaymon by Kim Levene June 22, 2023

woodbury onetime 

The act of banging a chick in the dark and then pulling a switcheroo where one partner leaves and then another comes back to take over. With NO knowledge by the victim.
I once pulled a Woodbury Onetime by fucking a chick in the dark, and in the middle, I pulled out, switched with a buddy, and he finished up without the chick ever knowing.
woodbury onetime by WB1T July 19, 2009
wow you got pizza ? onetime !
onetime by stump August 19, 2004
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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