Onnaist 

Onnaist

Onnaists are the followers of the religion Onnaism which was founded by the great and powerful Onna.

To convert to Onnaism you must follow Commandments of Onna;
1. You must be black
2. You must use the word "yank"
3. You must subscribe to Sammy Classic sonic fan on Youtube
4. You must pray to Onna every night before bed and before you masturbate

5. You must have a good taste in music (which does not include anything on the radio)
6. You must grow a Hitler mustache
Then, and only then, will you be able to be a true Onnaist

mikel: Onnaists are a terroristic threat to baked potatoes
yank: ye ye bluh

Onnaist by Handslikehouses July 16, 2014

onanist 

One who masturbates frequently

Damn Dave! Ur such an onanist!

onanist by the fuzzy kitten next door April 7, 2005

Somn-Onanist 

One who masturbates while sleeping.

Robert: Why were you sleeping on the couch

Roy: Dude, your a Somn-onanist, it was nasty

Robert: NO WAY

Roy: Control yourself next time you have a fucking sleepover

Somn-Onanist by Paige Stringer May 21, 2008

conversational onanist 

A term for a person who talks to themself.

My husband has told me on numerous occasions that I am a most talented and prodigious conversational onanist.

conversational onanist by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2020

onnastasia 

Onnastastia is a very artistic woman she mostly is quiet and sits in her room and watches Netflix. She can be annoying sometimes but once you get to know her she can be a real good friend. She usually has short brown hair and she loves to draw.

Onnastasia you sure know how to draw

onnastasia by Blake Aultman July 22, 2016