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Onnaists are the followers of the religion Onnaism which was founded by the great and powerful Onna.

To convert to Onnaism you must follow Commandments of Onna;
1. You must be black
2. You must use the word "yank"
3. You must subscribe to Sammy Classic sonic fan on Youtube
4. You must pray to Onna every night before bed and before you masturbate

5. You must have a good taste in music (which does not include anything on the radio)
6. You must grow a Hitler mustache
Then, and only then, will you be able to be a true Onnaist
mikel: Onnaists are a terroristic threat to baked potatoes
yank: ye ye bluh
by Handslikehouses July 16, 2014
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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