1 definition by Handslikehouses
Onnaist
Onnaists are the followers of the religion Onnaism which was founded by the great and powerful Onna.
To convert to Onnaism you must follow Commandments of Onna;
1. You must be black
2. You must use the word "yank"
3. You must subscribe to Sammy Classic sonic fan on Youtube
4. You must pray to Onna every night before bed and before you masturbate
5. You must have a good taste in music (which does not include anything on the radio)
6. You must grow a Hitler mustache
Then, and only then, will you be able to be a true Onnaist
Onnaists are the followers of the religion Onnaism which was founded by the great and powerful Onna.
To convert to Onnaism you must follow Commandments of Onna;
1. You must be black
2. You must use the word "yank"
3. You must subscribe to Sammy Classic sonic fan on Youtube
4. You must pray to Onna every night before bed and before you masturbate
5. You must have a good taste in music (which does not include anything on the radio)
6. You must grow a Hitler mustache
Then, and only then, will you be able to be a true Onnaist
by Handslikehouses July 17, 2014