Online Course 

Usually these courses are not offered in school and overachieving students decide to take them. On the other hand, students who fail easy courses have this as an option to retake the course.

Students who take these courses do not even know how to scan homework and take more time scanning it than actually doing it. Usually, these students NEVER catch up, even if they say that they will study every weekend. These courses fail to teach students; however, it does show them how to procastinate more and upload homework exactly at 7:00 pm.

Usually by the end of the course, students wont have an idea of what they just studied for a whole year - they still got a B because they either cheated looking at other students' accounts, or guessed 80% of the multiple choice questions.

Hot Chick: hi handsome... would you like to hang out just us two tonight?

Student taking Online Course: Sure.......................... Sh!t, I have to upload that test - I cant. Plus, my scanner doesnt work, or maybe I dont even know how to use it.

Hot Chick: its ok, ur loss!

Online Course by Procastinator14 October 18, 2011

Smash online 2v2 curse 

The Smash online 2v2 curse is when you play online and are forced to be in 2v2’s and get stuck with terrible teammates, also usually two tryhards are also put together as the enemy team, leading to you fending for yourself and loosing a ton of GSP.

That Smash online 2v2 curse is the worst. I’m trying to get into Elite Smash but I get put in 2v2’s and loose like 450,000 GSP.

Smash online 2v2 curse by Iilw44 April 20, 2023

Ondine's curse 

A respiratory disorder, also called congenital central hypoventilation syndrome (CCHS) or primary alveolar hypoventilation, which is fatal if untreated. Because of a congenital failure of the body's involuntary control of breathing, people with the disorder must take each breath consciously; they typically die during sleep.

In German mythology, Ondine was a water nymph who fell in love with and married a mortal man, Sir Lawrence. He swore to her that his every waking breath shall be his pledge of love and faithfulness to her. Years later, she caught him in the arms of another woman. She cursed him thusly: "You swore faithfulness to me with every waking breath, and I accepted your oath. So be it. As long as you are awake, you shall have your breath, but should you ever fall asleep, then that breath will be taken from you and you will die!"

Sir Lawrence stayed awake as long as he could but eventually fell asleep from sheer exhaustion, and he stopped breathing and died.

Ondine's curse gives new meaning to the phrase, "I'll sleep when I'm dead."

Ondine's curse by Erin Catherine June 28, 2008